giuntolid:

captain, being extremely elegant on a crime scene

ikolism:

ok imagine the avengers at a meeting and tony is like “we detected 420 stray signals” and from the back of the room there’s a gruff “blaze it” and they all turn around and wolverine’s just sitting there like “what?” 

cheatcommandos:

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff

nbchannibal:

travalicious:

me after every episode of hannibal

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us after every episode of hannibal

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outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

normanreeduswbu:

kids having fun on set :)

normanreeduswbu:

kids having fun on set :)

lohannahmontana:

unshaped:

mrsgavin:

brash-and-bold:

trust-me-imma-doctor:

ichidou:

msgryz:

superwholockedginger:

snail-monger:

I went to public school.

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i lost it after attempt 510.

Literally me whenever I play any game.

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I don’t care how many times I’ve watched this or reblogged this, every time it appears on my dash, it will appear here. Just… fucking christ.

jesus christ how is this almost up to 250k

good work michael

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE!! That is my new catchphrase 

Michael is tumblr famous

this is what started it people arent you proud of me

look at how far we’ve come

i lost it when he started using the checkpoints

I couldn’t stop laughing… just like he can’t stop playing

It’s back :’)

The world ended. Didn’t you get the memo?

hurricanesmiles:

An accurate summary of the Family Feud Let’s Play

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upallnightogetloki:

fuckyeahmcgosling:

Ryan Gosling is a little pretty white cake, well-dressed, with a little flower on it. [x]

WAIT, NOT EVERYONE HAS PETIT FOURS, WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!?!

"Now to demonstrate your devotion to the Spice Girls, I understand that you have a gift, and I wanted to challenge you on this gift tonight… you are able to do what?" "Their autographs." [x]

fortysevendropsofjupiter:

fandomsarelikesex:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

should i tell him

I don’t get it either. Anyone? Please?

purple-mahogany198:

lostwiginity:

I NEVER NOTICED HIM

They both only got even more attractive.

he wasn’t in the final cut of DH. Just in a deleted scene.

"

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

"
— Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)